SFPD: "Officially On Record...No Bigfoot Sighting In Sioux Falls"
by Jeff Rusack, Reporter
August 16, 2013 3:58 PM
It appears that Bigfoot may be real, and he has taken a liking to jazz.
A viewer sent this picture to KDLT, showing the hairy beast frolicking by the Big Sioux River, in Downtown Sioux Falls, across the way from a small jazz concert.
It is very rare for Sasquatches to roam this far into urban areas, but it has been documented before.
Police say if you do see a “yeti” make sure to keep your distance, mainly because of the foul smell.
The police also had this to say: “The Sioux Falls Police Department will go officially on record of saying that there was no Bigfoot sighting in the city limits of Sioux Falls.”
In reality, police did respond to a man in a gorilla suit around 7:30PM in that same area. No charges were filed as it is not illegal to be in a gorilla suit in the city of Sioux Falls.